Monday, January 12, 2009

Only The Head Knows

So much going on in my head right now, it's no wonder I've been somewhat lackadaisical about my blog. No excuse, I know. But hell, the holidays are HARD. Too much visiting, too much food, too much gift-giving. How's a girl to think? Especially when the story she's supposed to be thinking on keeps morphing into something else.

Well I have a solution. Lobotomy.

A clean, quick surgical strike.

New woman, here I come....

Speaking of brains, here's something I read in Funny Times' News of the Weird. Some guy was disabled in an accident and unable to work. Then he had a stroke and when he recovered he was suddenly able to draw--a talent he'd never displayed before. And now that drawing ability has set him up for life.

Oh, the mysteries we'll never plumb.

At least not without alien intervention.

2 comments:

  1. I think lobotomies have gotten a bad rap--it's the only elective surgery I've volunteered to pay for if my spouse requests.

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  2. yes, TD&H, no surprise there. We all know a skinflint when we see one...

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